How to Make Money From Your Blog: Part 2

OK, truth be told, the EzKode thing mentioned in the previous post isn't really working out for us. By way of example, one of our subscribers in La Jolla was erroneously billed $8,080.80 (which, curiously, happens to be a common RGB color code used in web page borders... but that's probably irrelevant).

Let's not dwell in the past. Technology moves quickly. Today we announce support for smartphone payments! Yes, now your mobile phone can remove money from your checking account. And that's part two of How to Make Money From Your Blog!

Just aim your mobile phone at this QR code and wait until you receive a call from us.

(If you see a rabbit, our system is busy.
Please continue to wait.)

Any Lithuanian Telecom phone equipped with the Eastern European mobile e-commerce standard PushCart will work.

Hmm... did you say you don't happen to own a Lithuanian Telecom phone? Don't worry, you can get one here: get-my-unusually-cheap-phonez.com.

We have an overwhelming inventory of compatible models:

Android

Blackberry Demise

Blackberry Passé

Motorola Drain

Motorola Vexia

Samsung Burn Notice

Samsung Galaxy S9 (Gabon and Equatorial Guinea models only)

Samsung iClone

Samsung Litigia

Samsung Versionist 1.5, 2.0, 2.2, 2.33, and 7

Huawei Little Brother

Fisher-Price GiggleHertz aka Baby's First Phone!

LG LUG Series (includes the liftable LUGgage Tablet, the unusually affordable sLUG, and the room-warming pLUG It In Phone Workstation)

iOS

Apple iPhone 0.9 Beta

Apple Solid Block of Platinum (not an actual phone but nobody will say anything if you talk into it)

Windows-ish

Nokia Sangria

Nokia Diaria

Nokia Imodia A-Dia

Nokia Taste

Microsoft Acquired Taste

Microsoft Anachron SharpWatch

Microsoft Crash (with KB39589329235, KB9538396511, and KB384743754 hotfixes)

Microsoft Exchange 2007 Handheld Server

Microsoft Go^Away

Microsoft Go^Viral Social Media Phone with Peer-to-Peer Transmission

Microsoft LicenseToCall (for Small Medium-Sized to Medium Small-Sized Businesses with 23 to 37 Employees)

Microsoft PrietaryPro/PrietaryPro Professional

Microsoft PayPerWait

Microsoft Tox

Microsoft Zune for Talking

Microsoft Ohshitwejustannounceditanditsalreadyobsolete

Microsoft Noproblemwecanalwayssellittoouremployees

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Have you ordered your "new" phone? Great!  You'll see that we already turned it on, along with the camera and microphone, using PushCart's ICU Technology. We have also verified your credit limit using the Near Field Communication chip in your credit card. Someone will be calling you shortly to discuss investment opportunities and How to Make Money From Your Blog!

How to Make Money From Your Blog: Part 1

Watch carefully as I show you step one of How to Make Money From Your Blog!

As a courtesy I am providing a free copy of How to Make Money From Your Blog! on the fee-per-download service I run called get-my-free-docz.com.

Did you catch that? Huh? Huh?

There's more: a free, previously completely secret, never-before-revealed power-blogger technique. Keep reading!

I cut a deal with the EzKode people to pay me to promote their unique document ID system. You may have read about them in connection with a hacking scandal a few years ago. Well, they are under new management, they have fixed their technology, and they are so desperate to rebuild their base they are willing to pay you to use it!

To obtain your EzKode KikBak payment, all you need to do is tell your readers that in order to download their free document, they'll need to copy & paste an EzKode which has been dynamically generated just for them. These things expire in five minutes, adding extra pressure for them to make a decision.

I've pasted an actual EzKode into the blog below to show you what they look like:

Time remaining: 47

# Beta preview release. Not for production use.
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Kwestion script exception: comment buffer overrun!

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