Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Nutritional Supplements for the Extremely Paranoid

Like many people, you take vitamin and mineral supplements, and you don't want them contaminated with colorants like titanium dioxide or caustic additives like ascorbic acid. Unlike most people, you worry about it a lot.

Let Organic Complex Distributors give you what you truly want: peace of mind. OCD nutritional supplements are completely free of additives, and are without question the safest products on the market. While not technically a vitamin or mineral, they contain no cereal fillers, no questionable GMO algal extracts, and absolutely no retinol, which can cause skin irritation.

You don't have to worry about PCB's because we don't use Alaskan salmon, Arctic-sourced krill or triple filtered cod liver oil. We realized that these sources are simply not safe enough.

It doesn't stop there. We don't use dangerous androgen-inhibiting plastics or glass bottles that leach heavy metals. And because paper is saturated with dioxins and aluminum foil will give you Alzheimer's, you won't see these dangerous materials in our product.

We even fret about things you haven't become obsessed with yet. What about that horrible "pill factory air" in those other vendor's bottles? And hey, is that wad of cotton organic? It really doesn't matter, because it could still give you Morgellons Disease.

Are you starting to see why our product is the only one you should trust? Our "Piece of Mind" brand supplements provide 100% guaranteed peace of mind because that's all you get. Nothing else. And nobody sells nothing like we do.

Not happy? Return the unused portion to us for a full refund.

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